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The plan, in public.

PRIVATEHIDE is a London privacy brand: streetwear, a Faraday sleeve, tested eyewear and GrapheneOS phones, sold from a shop with no trackers. Here are the numbers, the risks and what we'd need to see before taking outside money.

Not raising equity now

The launch is funded by £6,000 of founder money and a £15,000 Start Up Loan. We'll look at outside investment in early 2029, and only if the tests in section 10 are met.

£124,951

Net revenue forecast, 2029

Mar 2028

Monthly break-even, base case

£21,000

Launch funding, no equity

392k

Londoners aged 18 to 44 in the core segment

01 Opportunity and market

The cameras are here. The kit isn't.

The Met ran live facial recognition 231 times in 2025 and scanned about 4 million faces.[1] Its fixed cameras in Croydon saw more than 470,000 people in a six month pilot.[41] Retail is following: Sainsbury's is putting Facewatch into more than 200 stores by the end of 2026,[5] and Facewatch says it logged a record 55,462 alerts across more than 125 retailers in May 2026.[44] Most of the public is fine with it. Polls put opposition between 11% and 28%.[6][7][8] That minority is our market, and in London it's big.

Our customer is a Londoner aged 25 to 40 who buys streetwear and cares who's looking. We see three groups: privacy natives, security professionals and style-led buyers who like the story. None of these groups has been tested with real customers yet. The waitlist and survey before Gate G1 are how we find out.

Sizing

MeasureFigureBasis
London, aged 18 to 443,922,781ONS mid-2024[26]
Core London segment~392,000The 10% who strongly oppose police facial recognition (midpoint of 8% to 13%)[7][8]
UK, aged 18 to 4424,442,010ONS mid-2024; about 2.44m on the same 10% basis[26]
UK daily VPN users~900,000Ofcom, November 2025. About 120,000 Londoners on a population share.[23] Newer Ofcom research, reported July 2026, puts it near 2.2m. Sizing keeps the plan's figure.[48]
Realistic core100k to 400kLondoners, allowing for overlap between the two measures
Customers by end of 20291,4810.4% of the London core segment

For context: UK sunglasses alone are worth about US$1.28bn (about £0.95bn) a year.[25] GrapheneOS has about 400,000 users worldwide.[21] Zenni launched an infrared lens coating in July 2025,[14] the Guardian asked in July 2026 whether anti-camera clothing is going mainstream,[15] and Proton saw UK signups jump 1,200% after age checks began.[24]

Competition

WhoWhatPrice
ReflectaclesIR-blocking frames, US$148 to $228[12]
SolirIR-blocking sunglasses$70 to $100[10]
Zenni ID GuardIR-reflective lens add-on$14.95[13]
Cap_ableAdversarial-pattern garments, ItalyEUR 127 to EUR 670[17]
Urban PrivacyAnti-camera tees and hoodiesFrom EUR 35[16]
ISHUAnti-flash scarvesFrom £350[18]
UK GrapheneOS resellersPixel with GrapheneOS~£450 to £800[20]
RepresentUK streetwear benchmarkTees £90 to £110, hoodies £110 to £160[19]

Much of this category is oversold. IPVM tested Solir's IR-blocking glasses against five video face recognition systems, and all five still identified the wearer, the same result as $25 drugstore sunglasses. The glasses did block iPhone Face ID.[10] We sell what the tests support and nothing more.

We have no patents and no cost advantage. A lens coating is easy to copy. What's hard to copy is a brand people trust and want to wear, so that's what we're building.

02 Product line

Clothes pay the rent. Eyewear makes the margin.

LinePrice inc VATLaunchRole
London-Proof tee / hoodie£45 / £95March 2027Brand and first sales. Designed to be slash-resistant and stab-resistant: Kevlar 29 or Dyneema cut-resistant lining, ISO 13997 level F target (30 N), removable panel to a Home Office KR1 target (24 J).[35][36][37][38][40] Design targets. Tested before launch, results published.
Faraday sleeve£29March 2027Low-cost entry product. Call-tested per batch.
Eclipse sunglasses£139June 2027Hero product. About £100 contribution a pair.
GrapheneOS phone£549January 2028Made to order, no stock held. Capped to protect founder hours.
What the eyewear does and doesn't do

Infrared-blocking lenses are aimed at systems that use infrared, like Face ID on a phone and IR night cameras. In IPVM's test they blocked iPhone Face ID but gave no advantage over ordinary sunglasses against video face recognition.[10] The Met's system runs NEC NeoFace on standard cameras.[11] So we never claim to beat police cameras. That's honest, and it's also the law: the CMA can now fine up to 10% of turnover or £300,000 for misleading claims.[27]

Specs are design targets until the lab says otherwise: at least 95% near-infrared blocking from 780 to 1,100 nm for the lenses, and at least 60 dB from 0.7 to 6 GHz for the sleeve. Results get published.

What London-Proof does and doesn't do

The range is designed to be slash-resistant and stab-resistant, as everyday city protection. Two tests, two jobs. Slash resistance comes from a cut-resistant knit across the torso: Kevlar 29, the aramid grade used in cut-resistant protective apparel,[35] or Dyneema UHMWPE, which reaches ISO 13997 levels E and F only with reinforcement.[36] The target is ISO 13997 level F, meaning at least 30 N to cut through.[37][38]

ISO 13997 tests edges, not points.[37] So stab resistance needs a removable panel, targeting KR1, the base level of the Home Office Body Armour Standard, tested at 24 J.[39][40]

These are design targets. Tested before launch, results published. Until a lab report says it passed, we won't call any garment certified, and we'll never call it slash-proof or stab-proof. Nothing makes the wearer invulnerable.

Cost note: the model costs London-Proof as standard heavyweight garments (£16.50 tee and £33.50 hoodie landed). The lining and panel aren't in those figures. Their cost, and any effect on price and margin: TBC

The PRIVATEHIDE name is to be filed as a UK trade mark in four classes (9, 18, 25 and 35) before launch.

03 Why now

2026 is when it got real.

  • Scanning is speeding up. The Met scanned 1.7 million more faces between January and April 2026.[2]
  • Fixed cameras are live. In the Met's six month Croydon pilot, more than 470,000 people walked past. The Met reports 173 arrests, one every 35 minutes, and one false alert.[41]
  • Central London is next. The West End and Soho by the end of 2026, other parts of London next year. The Met cites more than 2,000 arrests since the start of 2024. Liberty wants a pause until there's a legal framework.[3][4][42]
  • It's going national. The government wants every police force using live facial recognition, with 40 new vans announced for town centres.[43]
  • Shops are wiring in the police. Facewatch says it works with more than 125 retailers and logged a record 55,462 alerts in May 2026. It plans police alerts this autumn, sent in about four seconds on average. These are company figures.[44][45] Civil liberties groups call it a dangerous escalation, and Liberty calls it an "untested, opaque development".[46] Sainsbury's is still rolling out to more than 200 stores.[5]
  • The law hasn't caught up. The Home Office consultation ran from 4 December 2025 to 12 February 2026, and the government is still analysing feedback.[9] Police use today rests on "common law powers and a patchwork of equalities, human rights and data protection laws, as well as police guidance".[47]
  • Big names are testing the water. Zenni launched ID Guard in 2025. The Guardian covered anti-camera clothing in July 2026.[14][15]
  • People act when it hits home. Ofcom's November 2025 report put UK daily VPN use at about 900,000.[23] Newer Ofcom research, reported in July 2026, puts it at about 2.2 million, against 1.2 million before age checks began.[48] The University of Edinburgh tracked Google searches for VPNs up 147% and online VPN discussion up 145%.[49] The UK ranks 7th in the world for VPN adoption, at 27.48% in 2025, with 18.3 million downloads.[50]

04 Traction and waitlist

Early days. Here's where it stands.

We're pre-launch. We won't dress that up. Where the plan has an open question, you'll see TBC and the target we're working to.

MeasureNowTarget
WebsiteLive at privatehide.co.uk. No trackers. Waitlist open.Done
Waitlist subscribersTBC400 by February 2027 (Gate G1)
Consent records for marketing emailTBCEvery subscriber
Survey repliesTBC100 by Gate G1
Customer interviewsTBC15
Eyewear reservationsTBC40 by April 2027 (Gate G2)
SalesNone. Pre-launch.First drop March 2027
SuppliersNot yet chosenEyewear samples February 2027
Incorporation and shareholdersTBCLimited company before launch
Employer clearance for side businessTBCIn writing before Gate G1
Trade markFiling budgeted January 2027UK classes 9, 18, 25, 35

TBC marks an open question in the plan. We'll replace each one with a real number as it comes in.

05 Go-to-market

Earn it in London first.

Channels

  • Email. The waitlist is the launch list. No bought lists.
  • Press. Timed to the news, with lab results to back every claim.
  • Communities. Privacy, digital rights, security and London streetwear.
  • Events. Pop-ups and stalls: 4, 6 and 8 a year at about £220 each, taking £600 to £1,100 a time.
  • Sponsored placements. £250, £650 and £1,100 a month across the three years, at about £0.90 a visit.
  • Discount codes for partners and repeat customers, tracked by code, not by cookie.

Funnel

202720282029
Site visits21,32641,58560,578
Conversion1.0%1.3%1.6%
Web orders213541969
Average order inc VAT£74£81£83
Phones059110
New customers192480809
Marketing per new customer£31£32£27

Conversion sits well under fashion medians of 2.4% to 3.1% on purpose.[28][29]

Gates. Spend only what the last gate earned.

GateWhenPass ifIf missed
G1February 2027400 subscribers and 100 survey repliesHalve the first drop. At most £450 lost on samples.
G2April 2027Samples pass EN ISO 12312-1 and NIR tests; 40 reservations; conversion at least 0.8%Lose the £2,100 testing fee. No eyewear run.
G3December 2027Employer clearance; WEEE take-back scheme joined; warranty advice; 20 names waitingNo phones. That case still makes £2,178 EBITDA in 2028.
G4Every quarterRolling three-month revenue at least 75% of planStop rules: cut stock, marketing and events.
  1. March 2027: London-Proof streetwear and the Faraday sleeve.
  2. June 2027: Eclipse sunglasses, with the lab report published.
  3. January 2028: GrapheneOS phones, made to order.
  4. May 2029: VAT registration, forecast.

06 Unit economics

What each sale leaves behind.

TeeHoodieSleeveEyewearPhone
Price inc VAT£45.00£95.00£29.00£139.00£549.00
Landed cost£16.50£33.50£7.54£25.00£343.50
Card fee£1.24£2.34£0.89£3.31£12.33
Packaging and postage£2.92£2.92£2.92£2.92£7.00
Contribution, before VAT registration£21.04£49.54£16.14£102.77£117.47
Margin47%52%56%74%21%
Contribution, after VAT registration£17.06£40.63£13.04£84.83£94.67
  • About 1.33 web orders per customer at about £41 contribution each after VAT registration, so about £54 per customer against £27 of marketing to win one in 2029.
  • Running costs in 2028 average about £1,950 a month. At about £48 contribution per order before VAT registration, that's covered by roughly 41 web orders a month.

07 Three-year financials

In profit by 2028. Then a choice.

Base case forecast, 2027 to 2029
Base case2027202820293 years
Net revenue£17,106£77,162£124,951£219,219
Gross profit£10,578£36,012£58,181£104,771
Gross margin62%47%47%48%
Contribution£9,513£32,107£51,644£93,264
Marketing£5,856£15,264£21,688£42,808
EBITDA(£8,542)£8,703£16,486£16,647
Profit after tax(£9,420)£7,831£13,121£11,531
Year-end cash£7,074£11,137£22,460
New customers1924808091,481

Mar 2028

Monthly break-even

£4,092

Lowest cash, May 2027

£7,808

Loan repaid by December 2029

0

Founder salary in the model

Scenarios

CaseRevenue 2029EBITDA 2029Lowest cash
Base£125.0k£16.5k£4,092, May 2027
Downside, no action£79.3k(£5.9k)(£18,848), Nov 2029
Downside, stop rules applied£69.3k£13.6k£880, Dec 2027
Upside£175.0k£38.2k£4,620, Jan 2027

Two numbers worth knowing. Halve organic growth and 2029 EBITDA drops to £3.2k. Buy the full 300-pair eyewear minimum up front and cash goes negative. That's why the first run is about 120 pairs, or refundable pre-orders.

Forecasts from the PRIVATEHIDE financial model, October 2026. Not trading results.

08 Risks

What could go wrong.

RiskLikelihoodImpactWhat we do about it
Demand is lower than plannedMediumHighSpending tied to gates. Stop rules keep downside cash positive, lowest £880.
Eyewear or London-Proof claims challenged by the ASA, the CMA or the pressMediumHighNarrow claims only. Lab results and method published. Solicitor reviews all copy.[27]
Brand seen as helping people evade policeMediumHighNever marketed for protests or evasion. No face-covering products. A know-your-rights card. Calm, factual tone.[31]
Conflict with the founder's employerUnknownHighWritten clearance before Gate G1. No employer time, contacts or IP.
Founder overloadMediumHighBusiest month uses 89% of available hours. Phones and events capped. Freelance help from 2028.
Eyewear fails testing, or no supplier makes 120 pairsMediumMediumTest two colourways. Fall back to refundable pre-orders for a 300-pair run.[33]
Phone tampering allegationLowHighSeven-step preparation. Customers shown how to verify and reinstall. Records kept.[22]
Copycats and price pressureHighMediumCompete on design and trust, not lens coating. Eyewear margin absorbs a 30% cost rise.
Data breach at a privacy brandLowHighMinimal data, guest checkout, no trackers, two-factor sign-in everywhere, ICO registered.

Demand, claims and reputation are the big three. One habit covers them: prove it first, then spend.

09 Team

One founder. Gaps named.

Founder

Maximilian Enthoven

Works full time in cybersecurity sales and puts 14 to 16 hours a week into PRIVATEHIDE. Selling security means explaining risks people can't see without scaring them off. That's the whole brand, done in public.

Built and launched privatehide.co.uk: tracker-free, waitlist open, almost no cost.

Wider background: TBC

A solo founder with a day job is the biggest weakness in this plan. It's designed around that, not hidden: staggered launches, capped phones, a hard limit of 16 hours a week, and freelance help in 2028 before volumes need it. Every process is written down, and accounts sit in the company's name with a trusted second person holding emergency access.

How the gaps get filled

GapFilled byWhen
Garment productionUK blank supplier and printer; streetwear adviserBefore G1
Optics and complianceUK test lab; optical trade adviserBefore G2
Legal and claimsFixed-fee consumer and product law solicitor, £1,200Feb 2027
Finance and taxFixed-fee accountant, £1,200 a yearFrom launch
Mentoring12 months free with the Start Up Loan[30]From Feb 2027
Packing and serviceFreelance, £250 to £600 a monthFrom Jan 2028

Three advisers wanted by Gate G2: UK streetwear production, optical testing, and finance for a small direct-to-consumer brand. A small fee per session, or 0.25% to 0.5% in options vesting over two years. Advisers signed so far: TBC

10 Investment

No equity round. Not yet.

PRIVATEHIDE isn't selling shares. The launch is funded by the founder, with spending released in stages against the gates. What we want now is introductions and advice. Investors who like the plan can register interest for 2029.

Where the money comes from

Source£Terms
Founder capital6,000Founder's own money. Final amount TBC
Start Up Loan15,0007.5% fixed, five years, about £301 a month. A personal loan, lent on to the company. Comes with 12 months of mentoring.[30]
Total21,000Without the loan, cash would bottom out at (£10,007)

What we're asking for now

  1. Introductions to an eyewear maker and a UK optical test lab.
  2. A mentor who has built a UK direct-to-consumer apparel brand.
  3. Press and community introductions in privacy, digital rights and London culture.
  4. Any grant or investment would pay down personal borrowing first, then fund refundable eyewear pre-orders up to the 300-pair minimum. The plan doesn't depend on it.

Use of funds

Use£
Stock6,975
Samples and phone kit1,300
Lab testing2,100
Legal, set-up and trade mark1,670
Photography, site and event kit1,400
Running costs and buffer7,555
Total21,000

Money at risk

PointCash usedStockLoss if stopped
Before G1, end Jan 2027£1,380£0£1,380
Before G2, end Mar 2027£10,075£4,112£8,019
Lowest cash, end May 2027£16,908£6,823£13,497
Before G3, end Nov 2027£14,016£2,906£12,564

Cash position at the end of the month before each gate decision. Loss assumes leftover stock is sold at half its cost.

Terms

None set. There is no round, valuation or instrument on the table. In the first quarter of 2029 the founder chooses between keeping PRIVATEHIDE as a profitable side business, going part time, or raising money and going full time. Any raise would be sized then from the model, to cover about 18 months of founder pay plus working capital for the next lines. SEIS or EIS eligibility: TBC. Structure: TBC

We'd only raise if all four are true:

  • Net revenue above £8,000 a month for three months in a row. Base case: February 2029.
  • At least 20% of orders from returning customers.
  • Eyewear contribution within 10% of the model, with refunds under 7%.
  • A clear second product to fund: a new eyewear style, a technical outer layer or a bigger phone service.

Paying a £40,000 founder salary needs about £182,000 of net revenue a year. That's above the base case and close to the upside, which is why the founder stays employed through 2029 unless results beat the plan.

Milestones

MilestoneBase caseWhat comes next
Waitlist validated, Gate G1February 2027First drop; Start Up Loan drawn
Tested eyewear on saleJune 2027Eyewear reorders
First 100 customersAugust 2027Evidence for repeat drops
Monthly break-evenMarch 2028Freelance help; phones after G3
£8,000 a month for three monthsFebruary 2029Decision on outside investment
VAT registeredMay 2029More freelance help
1,000 customersJune 2029Second eyewear style

Interested in 2029?

Register now and you'll get the quarterly gate reviews as they happen, plus first sight of any raise. Or ask for the full plan and financial model.

Important

This page is not a financial promotion and is not an offer of securities or an invitation to invest. PRIVATEHIDE is not raising equity. The figures are forecasts from our business plan, not trading results, and they may change. Nothing here is financial, legal or tax advice. Take your own advice before making any decision. To see the complete plan and model, request the full plan.

SRC Sources

  1. BBC News: High Court told police live facial recognition needs limits
  2. Statewatch: Police use of facial recognition growing rapidly, June 2026
  3. Metropolitan Police: plans for LFR across the West End and Soho
  4. The Guardian: Met to expand live facial recognition into central London, 23 June 2026
  5. The Grocer: Sainsbury's to continue with facial recognition
  6. Home Office: Public attitudes to police use of facial recognition, December 2025
  7. King's College London Policy Institute: Police use of facial recognition in the UK, 2025
  8. YouGov Daily Question, 6 October 2023
  9. Home Office: Legal framework for facial recognition in law enforcement, consultation
  10. IPVM: Face recognition blocking glasses tested
  11. Metropolitan Police: LFR operational evaluation
  12. Reflectacles product pages
  13. Zenni Optical: ID Guard
  14. Zenni Optical press release, 8 July 2025
  15. The Guardian: Adversarial clothing, 17 July 2026
  16. Digital Trends: Anti-surveillance clothing is getting cheaper, 17 July 2026
  17. Cap_able: Manifesto Collection
  18. ISHU: FAQ
  19. Represent UK store, October 2026
  20. Fortress Freedom Phone: UK GrapheneOS phones
  21. GrapheneOS: approaching 400,000 users
  22. GrapheneOS: verify and wipe any preinstalled device; no reseller endorsement
  23. Ofcom: Online Nation 2025
  24. Proton VPN: End of year report 2025
  25. Grand View Research: UK sunglasses market
  26. ONS: Mid-2024 population estimates
  27. Ashurst: Lessons from the first year of the new consumer enforcement regime
  28. Centra: Conversion rate benchmarks for fashion
  29. OtterAB: UK ecommerce conversion benchmarks
  30. British Business Bank: Start Up Loans
  31. Crime and Policing Act 2026, section 157
  32. Shopify UK pricing
  33. Sailook: Acetate sunglasses OEM minimums
  34. GOV.UK: Register for VAT
  35. Arclin: Kevlar fibre types. Kevlar 29 is used in cut-resistant protective apparel.
  36. Dyneema: cut-resistant wearables. ISO 13997 levels B to D from the yarn, E and F with reinforcement.
  37. ISO 13997:2024, protective clothing, resistance to cutting by sharp objects
  38. ATG: EN 388:2016+A1:2018 explained, ISO 13997 cut levels A to F
  39. GOV.UK: Home Office Body Armour Standard 2017
  40. Home Office Body Armour Standard (2017), guidance: KR1 tested at 24 J
  41. Metropolitan Police: one arrest every 35 minutes during live facial recognition pilot, 13 May 2026
  42. BBC News: Met to expand live facial recognition to the West End and Soho, 23 June 2026
  43. The Guardian: How does live facial recognition work, and how many UK police forces use it, 3 May 2026
  44. SecurityBrief: Facewatch launches crime platform with police alerts, 3 July 2026
  45. Talking Retail: Facewatch to launch real time police alerts for shops, 1 July 2026
  46. The Guardian: Facewatch system that instantly alerts police, 10 July 2026
  47. Home Office: Consultation on a new legal framework for law enforcement use of biometrics and facial recognition
  48. The Verge: UK VPN use doubles after age checks, reporting Ofcom, 16 July 2026
  49. University of Edinburgh: Privacy concerns amid growing VPN interest
  50. Digital Information World: VPN adoption rates by country, April 2026

Sources 1 to 34 as cited in the PRIVATEHIDE business plan v6.0, accessed 13 October 2026. Sources 35 to 40 added for London-Proof, accessed 14 October 2026. Sources 41 to 50 added in the news refresh, accessed 19 October 2026.